Sunday, May 4, 2014

My Very First Short Story

I've been doing a few online FutureLearn courses lately.
It's been super! I'm always interested in learning something new, so having all this information available for free and in my own time is awesome. At the moment I'm currently doing two courses, one in kitchen chemistry and one in writing fiction.
I've always wanted to write, but I guess I didn't really know where to start. Keeping this blog was initially to get me writing more often. I figured the more time I spent constructing sentences, the more likely it would eventually come to me.
One of the tasks set by my course this week was to write a paragraph on a character using notes we'd collated from people watching. I'll be honest in saying I haven't found any time to people watch this week, but the course included a short video to start us off with, so I used that.
I started writing one morning while the boys were still asleep, and didn't stop until we were officially running late for group.
I thought I'd post it here for your perusal.
I really enjoyed writing it, so if you don't like it, it doesn't particularly matter to me ;) 
but constructive criticism is of course very welcome :)
Go gentle though, it's my first time.


Screen shots taken from FutureLearn's video.
The Girl at the Bus Stop.

The early Saturday morning commuters are mostly on their way to work.
But not Sally.
She sits at the bus stop clutching her sleeping bag on her lap, like some lost remnant of a life lost, of days gone by. Her bag beside her.
Oh, how she regrets going last night.
She’d bought this sleeping bag, choosing a luscious purple, especially for the girl’s slumber party, because her old one is still back home.
She awkwardly shifts her weight on the uncomfortable steel, her fingers fiddle with the sleeping bag toggle. She feels so out of place among the commuters. She can’t work out how to hold herself, where to put her hands. Do they know? Can they tell where she was last night? She feels dirty in last night’s clothes. Her teeth feel furry; her tongue tastes the same as the smell of a passing London bin truck. That smell which fills her street every Monday morning, as the truck dawdles through the early streets, gorging itself on the overcrowded houses’ rubbish, only to regurgitate it up a few small miles away.
She longs to be invisible.
At least she’s not in that house anymore. At least she’s free from those prying eyes.
Oh, she shouldn’t have gone last night.
She was expecting a proper girly slumber party, like the ones her and her friends had back home.
She’d been invited by the girls from work. The same girls who sniggered behind her back everyday. They were nice to her face of course, but she knew they thought she was just a simple country bumpkin and mocked her 22 year old virginity. She thought she’d go anyway. She hadn’t made many friends since moving here, so she wasn’t exactly in the position to turn down an invite. And if they only got the chance to get to know her better, surely things would be better at work.
The night started ok. They congregated at Lisa’s house, which she apparently shared with some other people. Lisa’s housemates were out for the night, so they had the place to themselves. The house was the end of an old Victorian terrace, with giant bay windows, all stone and cold looking. All three stories, with their black windows, loomed down on Sally as she passed the threshold.
As everyone settled in, handbags and coats taken to Lisa’s room upstairs, party donations presented, Sally wondered if she should worry that she had brought homemade chocolate biscuits but everyone else had brought wine.
No one had brought a sleeping bag.
She tries to fit in, to laugh along with their jokes, despite most of them being aimed at her.
They laugh at her when she asks when they’ll all be putting their PJs on.
“Well” says Lisa “if it’s an old fashioned sleep over she wants, lets do a makeover!”
She grabs her make-up bag and the girls sit Sally down on a stool, setting to work on her untainted face. But they won’t let her check the result in a mirror and hand her a mug of white wine.
She has a few drinks which make her cheeks feel hot and her legs unsure.
The girl’s jokes get ruder and start to baffle her completely. Her sheltered upbringing rearing its innocent head.
All the time, their eyes are on her, sideways glances to each other and small sniggers.
She continues to smile and nod. She so wants to fit in. At work the girls natter at their desks & go off for lunch together, while she sits alone all day, longing to be part of something. Part of anything. She knows she’s a massive prude, and she won’t sell her soul for a job, but some friends would be nice. They weren’t wrong when they said London can be lonely place. When she moved here, her poor Ma was so worried London would change her. She promised it wouldn’t.
As the evening wears on, the flow of wine grows faster and the air grows thick with cigarette smoke. Shaz goes out for more wine.
Oh, she should’ve left then! Why did she stay?
Instead she finds herself a seat in the dusty living room, a huge armchair in the corner of the darkened room, lit by a few lamps in the corners. There she sits, waiting for the nausea to subside. She tries to get herself a drink of water, but Sam won’t let her and pours her another glass of wine instead. So she sips it gently, trying to appease her thirst but only making it worse with the sickly sweet white wine.
Shaz returns, clanking all the way to the kitchen at the back of the house. Then her, Sam & Ally come into the living room giggling to themselves & sit together on the sofa. They don’t even notice Sally sat in the dark. Sally didn’t realize until they were arguing over the butt that they had been smoking a joint.
Oh, she should have left then. But it was too late. Her senses were dulled.
It was almost like time stood still and yet when she next looked at the clock on the wall, it was past 11pm and she’d missed her last bus home.
She sits in the armchair, her thoughts spinning, too nauseous to move. She feels trapped, trapped in her body. Trapped in this house.
A burst of raucous laughter jolts her from her day dream state. She looks through the doorway into the hall, where Shaz, Ally and Leah were cackling together, each clutching their phone, making drunken phone calls and sending texts.
Another hour slips by, Sally hasn’t moved from the armchair. Her head feels woozy, her eyes cloudy, like she’s lost her peripheral vision.
All of a sudden the front door crashed open, squeals of delights run from the kitchen and the living room is filled with the smell of stale lager and body odour, tinged with the smell of fresh rain. She didn’t know it had been raining outside.
They were so loud. Their deep bass voices rumble through Sally’s bones, raising the sense of nausea from the pit of her stomach. Not wanting to puke here, in front of everyone, she drags herself out of her seat, avoiding eye contact with all, fumbling her way to the stairs, heading for the bathroom.
On her way through, she sees glimpses of strange men, having thrown off their wet coats, making a bee line for the girls. They must all know each other, thinks Sally as she heads up the stairs.
The bathroom is like a tiny sanctuary. All white and clean and bright. With the door locked, she can pretend she isn’t even here. She could stay here for the rest of time, but it’s inevitable that someone will need the toilet soon. In the mirror, her reflection is not her own. She looks like a whore. Thank God Ma can’t see me now, she thinks.
She rinses her face with cold water. It feels so good, she does it again. The nausea eases. She’s starting to sober up, but her head feels clouded, like the smoke got in there and fogged everything up. Like the mirrors when you have a long hot shower.
Mascara has dripped down her face. She finds some eye make up remover and manages to get most it all off. She’s relieved to see her old face staring back at her as she leans over the sink.
Not wanting to bump into anyone on the stairs, she decides to leave the sanctuary and find somewhere out of the way to spend the last few hours before the sun rises and the buses start running again. This kind of house always has nooks and crannies to hide in, as she knows from the childhood games she used to play back home. She’ll be able to find somewhere where no one will bother her.
As she opens the door, a figure looms out of the darkness. She screams a small scream, then decides she won’t be scared.
A big, sweaty man stands there with a stupid grin on his badly shaven face.
“So you’re little Miss Frigid are you? You’re quite pretty. Why have you not found anyone who’ll shag ya, eh?”
Stunned by his question, she tries to shove him aside, but he’s huge compared to her slight frame and he doesn’t budge.
He grabs her around the shoulders; she can feel his sticky palms on her skin. He smells like lager and ashtrays and something oddly spicy she can’t place. His clothes are covered in wet patches and stains, like a young boy who’s been out playing and ate his tea in a messy rush, eager to go back out.
He pushes her back into the small bathroom, holding her against the sink. The porcelain digging into the small of her back.
“It’s alright darlin’, chill out will ya, I only wanna chat” he tries to reassure her, but the way he’s leering at her tells another story. His eyes wander up and down her slender body, taking in her pale lemon blouse, thigh length skirt, black tights and comfortable work shoes. Stale from a day at work. He smirks.
“Maybe you should let the side down for once darlin’, let’s ‘ave some fun”
She’s afraid, just when she’d decided she wouldn’t be.
He leans in to kiss her. His grizzly wet lips aiming for her neck.
She reaches her breaking point.
Her whole self has taken such a bashing this evening.
She’s had enough.
There’s no way she’s letting this disgusting excuse of man touch her.
Yes, she’s a virgin but she’s not desperate, she’s saving herself. She doesn’t give a damn what the girls downstairs think. Not anymore.
She grabs a giant seashell which was sat on the windowsill and brings it crashing down onto the back of his head.
The look in his eyes goes dead. Stunned, he falls, his heaving weight tumbles sideways toward the toilet. His head smashes on the cistern before coming to rest on the toilet seat. She calmly places the shell back in its place. Stepping over his legs, she heads for the door. She glances back. He looks like he’s just passed out with his head over the toilet. There’s no blood. She wonders if he’s dead or just knocked out.
Her skin starts to crawl, her legs threatening to give way. She goes to Lisa’s bedroom where her overnight bag and her sleeping bag are stored and wanders around the first floor landing until she finds a window on the stairwell with a large sill. Shaking, she lightly tosses her bags up, then clambers carefully up, pulling the heavy curtains shut behind her.
Resting her head on the wall behind her, she waits for sunrise, so she can leave this Hell hole and get the first bus home.
Her thoughts are in turmoil. Is he dead? She should never have come tonight. Will someone find him like that? Will they think he’s just fallen asleep there? Will they think he’s dead? Will they scream? She should never have moved here. What made her think she could make a life for herself here? She promises herself she’ll get the first train home tomorrow. That’s where her heart belongs. She should just give up and go home. Coming here was Dad’s dream, not hers. She knows where she belongs. She thinks about Billy, the guy she left behind. She can’t hear the sounds coming from downstairs well enough to make any sense of them over the noise in her own head.

There’s a bright light in her eyes. As she opens them, memories fill her head and she wonders which ones are real. She realizes she’s perched on a window sill. The window is frosted so she can’t see through it but the light fills her head.
Oh god. It was real.
She carefully peeps around the curtain, but there is just silence. She lowers herself and her bags down onto the stairs. She glances at the bathroom, the door is wide open. The corpse is gone. She tiptoes down the stairs. As she descends she can hear voices in the kitchen; there’s a man and a woman talking. The man is nursing a sore hangover and a black eye which he can’t remember getting. They laugh together.
No one hears her open or close the front door.
She walks as fast as she can to the nearest bus stop, only realizing half way there that she hasn’t even checked her disheveled hair.
She’s already planning what to pack, what to leave behind and who she needs to tell she’s leaving. How easily would the police find her if she just left without a word?

She hopes the man she hit was the one she’d heard in the kitchen.

Chill Factor e - Review


It's my birthday tomorrow, so as a gift, my Mummy took my boys and I for some fun at the snow park.
Ed in particular has been very sad about the fact that it didn't snow this Winter. Every day, as the weather warmed up, he's had a little moan about there not being any snow yet.
Mum & I kept it a secret from the boys, they didn't know where we were going until the very last minute. They hadn't even realised I'd filled the boot with warm clothes! 
I was a bit concerned because the only booking we could make it to was at 6:30pm - bedtime! And it was on a day when they'd been playing at a group all day. They'd been outside, running around with all the other boys all day long, so when we got in the car to go home I asked them to have a little sleep because we were going to go out instead of go to bed at bedtime. Confused, but weary, they thankfully obliged.
There was time for a quick tea before we left for Manchester.
Then, after an hour's drive, still confused, they didn't argue when we got out of the car and changed into snow gear.
Sledging together.
 Snow angel!
 I love sledging!!
Bean loves sledging too, but he doesn't like to try to get up when he's reached the bottom.
Me & my little guys.

A little info on our adventure;
We went to Chill Factor e in Manchester, & booked online at
We got snow park passes, which include;
Tubing - There's one regular slide and two bumpy slides. Slide down in huge a rubber ring. 
Bean & I loved the bumpy slides & Ed loved being span around on the normal slide.





Snow & Ice Luge - Snow slide. 
It looks like a toboggan run, but you're given a flat bit of plastic to lay on. I bashed my fingers all the way down and therefore wasn't keen but Ed went on it again & again. You have to be 6 & over to ride, so Bean didn't get a chance :(



Sledging
A lot of fun! There's no travelator for this one, so you have to work for your thrills ;)

Everyone loved it & we could race. Once again, my Mum whooped my ass!



SnowPlay Area - Slightly deeper snow which is perfect for snowballing & snow angels. There's a little sloe and loads of foam shapes to throw around.


SnowPlay Carousel - Perfect for younger children. 

Unfortunately this wasn't manned but it was a bit late for smaller kids at that time of night.

Prices
Adult or child for 1 hour £20
or 2 hours £25
Plus they do a double up deal, so the 2nd adult or child is only another £5,
so it cost us £60 for the 4 of us for 2 hours.
FYI, we didn't stay for the whole 2 hours. We arrived late (didn't know the way) and then left when the boys asked to. It was good to have our options open though, especially as kids can be so unpredictable, and there's no point forcing them to stay.

I'm not sure I'd go with a child under 4, as there's only the play park and I personally would get cold and bored (that close to sledging but unable to leave the little one), but it does cost a lot less, at just £6 each for the under 4 and the accompanying adult.

(correct at time of print)
For more info on prices, go here.

When you arrive, you'll be given helmets & snow boots free of charge, so don't worry if your kids have grown out of their winter gear (Ed had grown out of his snow boots but the rest of us had our own). You can also hire coats & trousers for a fee. I was a bit foxed by the helmets at first...until I saw the slides. I'm so glad our heads were protected! It meant we could really let go and have fun. It also means we didn't need to pack our woolly hats.
Oooo and there's one more thing I need to say. The staff there are brilliant. All helpful and cheery, which really helps when you're at the bottom of a slide and you can see your four year old is at the top, too nervous to come down for the first time, but chatting with a lovely staff member.